Drink if Colts owner Jim Irsay quotes rock music lyrics. Drink double if he breaks out his guitar for an impromptu jam session.

Drink at every Brett Favre mention, drink a double at every mention of his possible retirement.

Drink at every appearance or mention of Tim Tebow. Drink double every time someone says who will draft Tim Tebow?

Yes, he's the very spitting image of God's grace.

Drink at every Archie Manning sighting. Drink a double if ypu see him warming up, wearing a Saints jersey on the sidelines. Drink a triple if Eli Manning is smashed and acting stupid on the side-lines or on South Beach.

The book of Eli - booze and broads.

Drink at every "they are the best ever" mention of Manning or Brees.

Drink if a Bengal is getting arrested in the stadium parking lot. Drink double if he has under-aged girls, unlicensed weapons, or illegal drugs with him. Drink a triple if he has all three.

Drink every time a quarterback gets hit and no flag is thrown.

Drink every time Michael Irvin or Deion Sanders laugh long and loud at their jokes.

Drink if you see Ditka. Buy Ditka a drink if he is sitting next to you. Buy Ditka two if he is choking you because he just dropped fifty grand on the over.

Ditka: He gets way more ass than you.

Drink if any animal is drinking alcohol during the game or during a commercial.

Drink to any Super week arrested player, coach, cheerleader or owner. Drink a double if the Manning Brothers are arrested after a vicious 4 Am bar fight with a group mean eyed, whiskey drunk Cajuns and the Vampire Lestat.

Drink every time a drunk is shown screaming on Bourbon Street. Drink a double if its Tiger Woods and three hookers. Drink a triple if Tara Reid, Britney Spears, and Lindsey Lohan are with them.

The Many Bitches of Tiger Woods - coming soon to Fox.

Drink if a madly smiling Bruce Dern is in his Black Sunday blimp over the stadium.

Drink if President Obama appears at halftime and discusses national health care. Drink double if Justice Alito is sitting behind him mouthing the words "Not true" after every sentence.

Drink every time they play When the Saints Go marching In.

Drink at every mention or appearance of the Baltimore Colts. Drink double if any old Baltimore Colt Super Bowl clip is shown. Drink and shout Fatso! if you see Fatso Donovan.

FATSO!  Drink.

Drink if Joe Namath is necking with a sideline reporter. Drink a double if its Tony Siragusa he is making out with and they are wearing ManCrunch.com hats.

Drink at any mention of a season without a salary cap or revenue problems by millionaire players, billionaire owners, or NFL Commissioners.

Drink if you see Stemkovsky roaming the sidelines, cursing Dan Snyder. Drink double if he's wearing a Cowboy hat.

Oh yeah, you're drinkin' a lot for this one.

Drink if Phil Simms mentions that the only quarterback to take the Saints to the Super Bowl was Charlton Heston as Cat Catlan in 1969's Number One.

Drink at the appearance of any talking animal, alien, or Kardashian.

He counts as a Kardashian AND an alien. Drink twice.

Drink every time Jeremy Shockey acts like the frontal lobotomy was a success.

Drink if any NBA player is packing heat in the stadium. Drink a double if he is waving his piece, drink a triple if he is firing it. Finish your entire drink if Plaxico Burress shoots an NBA player or himself in the leg during the half-time show.

From Hero to Zero.

Drink every time a player thanks the Lord for personally taking the time from his busy day to gift him with a first down, field goal, sack, touch down, or tackle. Drink a double if someone thanks Odin, Thor, Zeus, Athena, Ares, or Neptune.

Drink and say argghhh if you see a pirate at the game or during a commercial.

Drink at every act of mindless violence Big foot commits during the game or its commercials. 

Drink at the appearance of any supernatural creature during the commercials or at the game. This includes demons, werewolves, zombies, vampires, witches, frost giants, elves, trolls, ghouls, or Tiger Woods.

Drink, and hide your blood shot eyes, if Pete Townsend flashes his old man boobs. Drink a double if Keith Moon and John Entwistle are on stage with him.

Hey baby...you got a date for prom yet?

Drink if Roger Daltry drops dead of old age after singing hope I die before I get old.

Drink every time broke Bob Dylan sells a song to Pepsi for an NFL advertisement.

Drink at any Kendra, or her pretty playmate ilk, sightings in the stands.

Football is awesome. Drink. And drink because she married Hank Baskett.

Drink if someone, finally, kills the Geico lizard or Jack Bauer.

I'm just kidding. Nobody can kill Jack Bauer.

Drink at every law enforcement or lawyer themed show pushed by the network.

Drink every time the boogieman on the monster.com commercial gets beaten, chased or cuffed and stuffed. Drink a double if someone that looks eerily like the boogieman is sitting across the bar from you.

Drink at any Saint fan in the stands that looks like he was an extra on the swamp movie Southern Comfort.

Drink if Swamp Thing himself is in the stands. Drink a double if he has a happy Heather Locklear with him.

Yeah, uh, might as well just finish that bottle, sport.

Drink if Bill Belichick appears dressed like Alesiter Crowley.

Drink every time Captain Kirk materializes on your screen selling something.

Drink at every John Madden sighting. Drink a double if he smashes through a Miller Lite wall while screaming "Oh yeah!"

Oh yeah!

Drink at every dog, lizard, bear, chimp, monkey or non Tebow gator at the game or on a commercial. Drink a double if its talking or committing an act of violence.

Drink at every dumb zebra call, drink double if its a roughing the Passing Princess call.

Drink if Jessica Simpson is in the stands in a pink Peyton Manning jersey.

Let's go Tony! I mean Peyton!  Whatever.

Drink if you see John Mellencamp, John Hiatt, Larry Bird, Axel Rose, John Dillinger, James Dean or Scatman Crothers in Colts gear at the game. Drink a double if Scatman still has Jack Nicholson's ax in him from The Shining.

Drink at any mention of Huey Long, fixing the Super Bowl, or The Cincinnati Kid.

Drink at any Steve McQueen sighting. Drink a double if Steve is speeding in a car with Tuesday Weld and Ann Margret.

That's right, I said three-way. And yes, it's exactly what you think it means.

Drink at every dead actor with a speaking part during commercials. Drink a double if its the Duke and he is armed and angry.

Drink if Saints owner Benson says "We Are Moving to Los Angeles" instead of "going to Disney land" at the end of the game.

Football is finally coming to LA.

Well, we've got quite a week to prepare you for Superbowl XLIV! During the week we'll look at some of the best and worst of the past 43 superbowls, and probably even have a little bit of a prediction for this Suday's super game between the Colts and the Saints. Don't miss it!

Until then, here are the odds on who's going to win the 2010 Lingerie Bowl:

• Dallas Desire: +200
• Philadelphia Passion: +600
• Chicago Bliss: +200
• Seattle Mist: +300
• Los Angeles Temptation: +350
• Tampa Breeze: +800
• San Diego Seduction: +1000
• New York Majesty: +1000
• Miami Caliente: +500

The Lingerie Bowl VII will be broadcasted during the half-time of the Superbowl. So if you are not a fan of The Who, you know what to watch.

This.