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Meet the Mess!

by Matt Minucci

Mess

Mr. Met. Portrait of a serial killer.

So today I’m going to talk to you about the New York Mets. The ‘other’ team in NY. This was supposed to be the year the Mets turned the corner after two heart-breaking collapses in back-to-back years. The finger was pointed directly at the bullpen and the Mets took steps to shore that weakness up by bringing in not one, but two star closers in Frankie Rodriguez and JJ Putz.

mets kss

They also play kissy-face before every home game.

Sadly, neither Putz not K-Rod can hit clean up. Things have just not worked out the way the plans were drawn up.  After another embarrassing loss, this one an 8-0 snooze fest to the Dodgers, left the Mets at a decidedly mediocre 39-43 record, 4 ½ games behind the first place Phillies. Additionally, the Mets are now 2-8 over their last ten games, have been shut out in back-to-back games, shut out six times total this season and have a scoreless streak going of 22 straight innings. They last scored on July 4th.

mr met dying

The offense is killing Mr Met. Literally.

The Mets have hit just 50 homeruns this year, good for dead last in the National League. They’re also 10th in fielding, 9th in runs scored and 8th in earned run average. Their own all world third baseman, David Wright, had this to say after the 8-0 loss:  “We stink right now. We’re just not very good.”

stooges

The Mets replacements for Carlos Delgado, Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran.

Looking at their starting lineup, it’s not hard to see why they stink.  Trash pile free agent pick up Gary Sheffield leads the team of starters with just 10 homers.  The lineup is downright atrocious:

C             Omir Santos         .262

1B           Daniel Murphy      .241 5  HR 26 RBI

2B           Luis Castillo         .275

3B           David Wright         .322 but only 5 homers and 42 RBI

SS           Alex Cora               .259

OF           Gary Sheffield       .282 10 HR 31 RBI

OF           Ryan Church        .286   2 HR

OF           Fernando Tatis    .248   3 HR

 

Emergency call up Fernando Martinez hit just .176 before being mercifully injured and another trash heap find, Jeremy Reed is hitting .280 with no power and no rbi’s.

The pitching is not much better, as Johan Santana has struggled of late, seeing his record drop to 9-7 and his ERA rise to 3.29. Their #2 starter is currently Livan Hernandez, who just became eligible for Medicaid. He’s got a 5-4 mark and a 4.56 ERA. Next up is Mike Pelfrey, at 6-4, 4.52 as their 3rd starter. They don’t really have a 4th or a 5th starter, but for now, rookie Fernando Nieve has posted a decent 3-2 mark with a 2.73 ERA, but he’s struggled recently as the league is figuring him out. The most frequent 5th starter has been the woeful Tim Redding who’s 1-3 with a ghastly 6.89 ERA.  But not to worry Met Fans!  Oliver Perez is on his way back, riding to the rescue on a 9.97 ERA!

 Oliver Perez

Heeeere I come to saaaave the daaaay!

Now, the big reason/excuse most Mets fans will give you for their woeful first half has been injuries. Actually, their injuries have been pretty staggering. Looking at the injured players and the numbers they produced in 2008, it is easy to see how crippling the injuries have been:

Carlos Beltran: .284-27-112  and 25 stolen bases. He was hitting .336 with 8 HR before going down

Carlos Delgado: .271-38-115

Jose Reyes:     .297-16-68 and 56 stolen bases. Plus 19 triples.

Oliver Perez:  10-7, 4.22 ERA

John Maine:   10-8, 4.18 ERA

JJ Putz:    6-5, 3.88 ERA 15 saves

That’s a massive amount of production to lose from your lineup. Your cleanup hitter. Your #5 hitter. Your 2nd starter. Your 3rd starter. Your setup guy. And last but not least, your leadoff hitter and spark plug to your entire offense.

Man, that is harsh. Add to that fact that your only remaining star, Wright, is obviously pressing and is on pace to set a career low in HR and RBI. Your ace, all world, starting pitcher has just 9 wins. Your bullpen is a mess (except for closer Frankie Rodriguez, who has been a standout – except for walking Mariano Rivera). You can’t hit, can’t field, can’t pitch. The season is fast approaching total collapse for the Mets. They’ll limp into the All-star break, having the Sisyphusian task of needing to win all of their remaining 5 games to avoid going into the break with a losing record.

closing time

Mr. Met curls into a fetal position as he readies himself for 2010.

Depending on how the Mets finish going into the break and how they start up the second half, they could very well be in sell mode before the end of July.  Of course, if they keep Wright, Reyes, Johan Santana, Beltran and K-Rod, that’s a solid nucleus to enter 2010 with. Provided Minaya doesn’t screw it up again.

As for this season, let’s hear from David Wright one more time:

"When you don't pitch, you don't hit, you don't play defense, you're not going to win very many games. We're not playing very good baseball. ... I don't think anybody's having very much fun right now." 

 mets suck

Now let's all point at the Mets and laugh.



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