I used to be a Lakers fan until that premadonna Kobe Bryant threw a temper tantrum and disbanded Showtime II.

Why can't Kobe's ego realize that there are others besides him on a team. What going to happen to Pau when his star shines brighter than Kobe? Is his wife going to make Pau stick his hand in a bag of crap as punishment?

I have a theory of why Kobe changed his number...There has been no great players in recent memory that have had a single number.

 Yes all this is true, but the jerk is going to win the Title this year!

He's the heartbeat of my team.  I'm not saying my heart is perfect, but it's all I've got.  And in a few hours, he's bringing me a championship ring!

I'm not sure we're having a parade to celebrate.  Apparently, the City of L.A. is saying they can't afford one.  A parade, in this economy?!  Forget about it!

The Magic had a mini parade at end of game 3, that should be enough.

Kobe is 30 years old.  That's three years younger than Michael Jordan when Jordan won his fourth NBA title.  I'm just saying...

Ouch...I wouldn't even compare Kobe to Jordan. It's like comparing a rapist who can shoot hoops to God.