WALL UMPS "Eye Drops"
Slumping Ortiz’s vision is fine, gets eye drops
BOSTON (AP)—David Ortiz’s vision has checked out very well as the Boston Red Sox try to help him out of his season-long slump.
The designated hitter received drops for dry eyes Monday, team spokesperson Pam Ganley said. Ortiz has two homers and 22 RBIs with a .197 batting average in 51 games.
Mberger81 (3:46:08 PM): visine?
Mberger81 (3:46:09 PM): he doesn't fake the eye exam?
Henryscott30 (3:47:20 PM): the ortiz never ends
Henryscott30 (3:47:47 PM): i do love this process of pretending we cant figure out what is wrong with ortiz
Mberger81 (4:05:44&nb sp;PM): maybe they should check his fingernails next
Henryscott30 (4:05:52 PM): right
Henryscott30 (4:05:55 PM): maybe its the beard
