Turns out Big Papi's vision checked out "very well." Shocker. I guess his vision was bad when he was hitting .185 -- now that it is .197 he is "very well" indeed.
Maybe the SOX could give season tickets to the person who comes up with the best VIABLE excuse for Ortiz's slump that can be sold to the press.
Dry eyes? Come on, has to be something better than that. Has the guy not blinked all season??? Must be the wind from the ball as it whizzes by for yet another strike. Somebody ought to remind Big Papi if he connects before the ball hits his eyes --that wind-- won't bother him so much.
