I mean seriously. The Pirates are the absolute worst!  They sign fan favorite, All-Star OF Nate McLouth to a nice contract, then trade him at the beginning of June to the BRAVES for a half-eaten pack of Certs and a box of pubes.

That's just ridiculous!  Now, the Pirates ownership wants its fans to be all excited about this new rookie OF Andrew McCutchen (who is highly regarded.)  But why?  What's the point?!?  In 3 years he'll be traded to the Yankees or Angels.

Freakin' Pirates.  What a joke.

Is there an Andrew McCutchen bobble head I can get my hands on?

They sound like the CLIPPERS of Baseball

The Raiders of baseball.

They have the worse management in all of sports.  I don't know who goes to their games.  Is their any documented evidence of anyone in the videotape era actually saying the words, "I'm a Pirate fan?"  Has that happened? How is their fan base not ZERO?  I don't wish them on my worst enemy.

"I hate you!!! I wish you would die, or worse become a Pirates fan!"

at least when you are a pirate fan you get to win the super bowl every year.

If you win the Super Bowl by beating Arizona, does that count as a full Super Bowl?  Or is that like kissing your sister?

The Yankees of baseball.