I was going to write about sports first thing this morning but first I had to prepare myself a hearty breakfast. Eggs and sausage. And that's not a euphemism. But not too much sausage. Seems like the sausage isn't as filling as it used to. And that would be because Jimmy Dean has been screwing us all by dropping how much sausage there is in the package while charging us the same price. Outrageous! Seems like every food manufacturer has been doing that to us lately.
Randy Taylor speaks for all of us. Enraged by Jimmy Dean cutting the size of their sausage from 16 oz to 12 oz but still charging the same price, our hero left a voicemail complaint on the Jimmy Dean corporate line. Damn you Jimmy Dean. You lost a customer of 30 years. 30 years! God bless you Randy Taylor.
